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Woman Resumes Talking 20 Years After Suffering Head Injury; 'she's 100 Percent Sarah Again'

HUTCHINSON, Kan. (AP) - A woman unable to talk since she was hit by a drunken driver 20 years ago has begun to regain her memory and form words, sending her father "from despair to joy."

Normally, "Woman Resumes Talking" would not merit a headline. However, this is a fabulous day for Sarah and her family, so I'm putting the clamps on the ol' snarktrap. Just remember: If the Dr. Kevorkians of this world had their way, Sarah might not have made it back.

You go girl.