Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Future Of Public Education

The Institute has been conducting an in depth study of public school education in America. The data we have compiled includes personal field research from the early eighties in which the only physical contact young boys had with female teachers was the occasional sharp rap on the knuckles from a ruler happy homely home-ec instructor.

Mary Kay Letourneau--1996

Beth Friedman --1997

Debra LaFave--2004

Pamela Turner--2005
Study Conclusion
Using sophisticated computer modeling and statistical analysis we have concluded that by the year 2017 all public school teachers will be sex starved Penthouse Magazine models.