Secret Pile On® Phone Conversations Released

A would be best selling author has just released audio tapes of phone conversations with Pile On® that he taped 20 years ago without Pile On®'s knowledge. Unfortunately, due to the lacking technology of the period, we only have one side of the conversation.

Pile....

Uhhh hello
hmmm nuthin', whatchu doin'?
heh
no.....huh???
heh
no, I don't have any
you?
huh?
uhhh??? no that's bull**it
fu** him
I ain't too worried, he'll wear thin
yeah come on over, I ain't doing anything
heh
bring some beer a**hole
heh
later


The media reaction has been that we haven't really learned anything about Pile that we didn't already know.