We Never Talk Anymore

I find this very disturbing.

Him: Oh baby.
Her: Yes, baby YES.
Him: Oh Baby oh baby oh baby
Her: Yes BABY YES BABY
Cell phone: BloooooooP! BloooooooP!
Him: Hello?
Her: Baby?
Him: Hey Jack, what's up?
Her: Baby?
Him:Oh nuthin' much. Same old same old.
Her: Wha...Same old same old!
Him: Yeah I did, that was some putt on the 16th. Maybe the greatest shot ever in the Masters.
Her: (anger rising): BABY! GET THE HELL OFF THAT PHONE!
Him (holding up hand): Jus' a second, honey. Hey listen Jack, can I call you back? You caught me at a bad time. Huh? Yeah, you know how it is. Okay Later. (hangs up)
Him: Now where were we, honey. Honey?
Her: BLAM! BLAM-BLAM!!!
Cell phone: BloooooooP! BloooooooP!