Friday, April 08, 2005

EFI Morning Report With Your Host Pile On®

Revenge Be Upon The Losers

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, will premiere in theatres on May 19th (that would be seven weeks from now). Losers are already standing in line at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. The movie will not premiere there but will be shown at a different theatre a mile away.

Losers refuse to move thinking the story is a hoax.

I could add some commentary to the story, but why? It is perfect just the way it is.


Let There Be Light

Energy bill in congress, if passed, will extend daylight savings time by two months.

"Extending daylight-saving time makes sense, especially with skyrocketing energy costs," said Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., who along with Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., co-sponsored the measure.

"The more daylight we have, the less electricity we use," said Markey, who cited Transportation Department estimates that showed the two-month extension would save the equivalent of 10,000 barrels of oil a day.

I have a better idea, let's just have daylight all day long. Think of all the oil we would save.


More Art Than You Can Shake A Stick At

BERLIN (Reuters) - One hundred virtually naked women between the ages of 18 and 65 displayed their bodies in a Berlin art gallery Thursday to prepare for a one-day exhibit Friday.
Wearing only transparent tights, the 100 nearly nude models stood, kneeled or sat down on the floor of the New National Gallery before a small crowd of journalists. Bystanders peered in through windows from outside the building.

"It's challenging and aggressive for the audience," said Vanessa Beecroft, the Italian-born New York artist, who said it was the largest such exhibit she had ever organized.
"It's not pleasant, it's not sensual and it's not beautiful," Beecroft told Reuters.

Vanessa's mother must not have taught her that if she didn't have anything nice to say about her own art, not to say anything at all.


Harvard Professor Pilfers Load Of Manure

They steal it. That is how they get so full of it.


The Cookie Moderate

Coming soon to Sesame Street, talking eggplants and carrots, in addition to a healthier eating Cookie Monster.


This Photo Did Not Win A Pulitzer

But it makes me smile, so I ripped it off from Vince Aut Morire.