Sorry No Vespers Today
I had to travel to Dallas on business today.
In the airport I saw a man that had pants very much like these on.
It was a first for me.
I don't think (pray to God) this will catch on.
Oh....., and to that guy, who raced past my female coworker pulling his little suitcase on wheels, exactly at the time she tripped over her own slacks (she should look into capri pants), I am sorry I jumped your shit.
You have to admit, that is quite a coincidence.