Monday, June 13, 2005

When Colluding Conspiracies Collide

It has come to my attention that The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy (VLWC) has infiltrated The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (VRWC) and leaked information allegedly obtained from an anonymous source, (always to be trusted) to a member of the media. This member of the media then used the information, salacious as it was, to sell a book.

On the face of it the information, being salacious and all, was intended to make a former President look worse than he already does; but, things are never so simple when it comes to the VLWC or the VRWC. What this will really do is make the VRWC look bad because they just can't move on from releasing information of a salacious nature about this former President.

So you see, the VLWC makes their side look good, by making it look like the VRWC is trying to make their guy look bad, thus making them look bad themselves, even though they didn't do anything.


Either that or some reporter is trying to make a buck by including in his book, unproven, uncorroborated material, straight from the gutter.