Saturday, January 28, 2006

I'm Looking For An Issue

I would like to open a WARROOM here at The Ebb & Flow Institute. A room where staff members monitor current events surrounding an issue and maintain a constant state of righteous hyper-tension as they plot strategies on a large wall map.

The problem is, my current mood ranges from bored to been there didn't do that the first time.

I need an issue.

If you have any spare issues, I would like to hear about it/them. But don't waste my time, I get bored easily, so strip it down to the g-string, parade it past me and see if I tip.