Ward Churchill Meets ACLU Legal Observers
Ward: To my people there are no borders. The white man invents borders to keep people in their place.
Legal Observer 1: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Legal Observer 2: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Legal Observer 1: What's Labrador?
Legal Observer 2: It's dog shit man, my dog ate my stash.
Ward: As a young brave, when there was no meat, we ate fowl......
Legal Observer 2: I had it on the table and the little [deleted] ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Ward: .....and when there was no fowl we ate crawdad......
Legal Observer 1: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Ward: .......and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
Legal Observer 2: You ate what?
Ward: We ate sand.
Legal Observer 2: That's fu**ed up man.
Ward: At least we didn't smoke dog shit.
Legal Observer 1: I wonder what Great Dane tastes like?
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