NEWS FLASH! Pudding Preferred To Custard
Finger food is apparently the in thing this year. Despite the recent apparent hoax involving Wendy's, there have now been two body parts found in food in the past month. One was in Ohio a few weeks ago. The most recent involved a North Carolina man who found a finger tip in his custard. There appears to be no dispute about the authenticity of the finger tip.
Hmm, I think it could use a little more thumb.
[T]he owner confirmed one of his employees lost part of a finger in an accident with a food-processing machine. It was not immediately clear how the severed finger got into the custard.Uh, OK. Of course, the man is now going to call a lawyer. How typical. You know, adulterated food is yucky. It can give you an uneasy feeling for a few minutes. But so long as you don't get sick, I mean, GET OVER IT YOU WUSS! I am so sick of the easily distressed in this country. Yeah, the finger was not supposed to be in the custard. You get $100. Now go away and let the real claims get heard in court.
Now, let's get to the real opinion here. This is just one more piece of evidence in support of pudding. That is right. Ever found a finger in your pudding? I don't think so.
Three cheers for pudding!