News Ebbs and Flows

In Medicine:

This guy did not know why he had a tooth ache. This guy did not know why he had a headache. I would hate to see the diagnostic films when these guys complaint about a burning sensation when they pee pee.

In Nature:

Nice rack. We will miss it for sure.

In Sports:

Once again, a black quarterback failed in the big game. But he was my team's black quarterback, and I can't wait till next year. Rush Limbaugh could not be reached for comment.

In Stupid Legal News:

This is why I bought a house without any restrictive covenants. How silly is that debate.

Different sex marriage. Sex change. Same sex marriage? Give me a break. This can't really be what we have to debate next.