Friday, February 04, 2005

Friday Vespers At The Institute

Join us for a beer here at the Institute, it is friday and you deserves one. Today's post is brought to you by Duff Beer.

In beer news a Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking about eight gallons of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Read the rest here.

Do you have children? Are you concerned about your children watching commercials this super bowl weekend that are in bad taste or have strong sexual content? Where do you turn for answers?...............well, Planned Parenthood of course.

Confused? Have another beer, put it on my tab.

While we are on the topic of the Super Bowl, here is a wardrobe malfunction that would actually be useful for watching the big game.

Try and keep up will ya?

I have something important to talk about. As you may or may not know, we get mail here at the Institute. Yes, mail and lots of it. Most of it is quite positive, lots of attaboys and the like. But we get some hate mail too, as well as some concerned and constructive criticism.

It seems that some of our fans think that we occasionally are lacking in quality content, and rely on gratuitous pictures like this of J Lo's butt.

Or go for pics like this for the sheer shock value.

Leaving many readers shocked......

.....and dismayed.

Well, if that has happened, we are embarrassed.

We only want to make you laugh.

At the Ebb & Flow Institute taste comes first.

So relax, have another beer, and we will consider your advice.