No No, Squint Like This.....That's Better

"People keep talking about Hillary and I running for president like it's a sexual thing, it's not. I put the fireplace on. I give her hot milk, you know, we have cookies. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do. The most loving thing to do is to share running for president with Hillary."

Usually I prefer a Steven Wright style delivery of blog funny, but sometimes.......sometimes I cry like a little girl.

What? You think you can do better? Well, this isn't a caption contest, but there is one here.