Headlines Tell The Story
Over the last few weeks I have collected some headlines, some found by me, most by others, and I thought I would share them you. Who writes this stuff?
This is what happens when you elect fish to run your county.
Sharks Force Broward Beach To Close -- headline, Local 10 (TV station), March 29
Why we have experts:
Early classes could deprive teens of sleep, experts say -- headline, CNN.com, March 22
Experts Agree Child, 4, Can't Comprehend Effects of Shooting -- headline, Houston Chronicle, March 15 (cite no longer available)
Youth Weight May Lead to Obesity -- headline, Harvard Crimson, March 15
Why we read books:
Hitler Was Personally Behind Holocaust, Book Says, headline, Reuters, March 22
Why we have studies:
Study: X Chromosome Could Account for Differences Between Sexes -- headline, FoxNews.com, March 16
Malt Liquor Drink of Homeless and Unemployed--Study -- headline, Reuters, March 14
Mental Decline Linked to Alzheimer's -- headline, Al-Jazeera Web site, March 9
His lawyer wanted him to be a strong witness.
Selig Willing to Testify on Steroids -- headline, FoxNews.com, March 14
When will the Gorilla/Monkey partisanship end?
Primates Divided Over Royal Wedding -- headline, Church of England Newspaper, March 18
Why Pirates always write so big.
Buccaneers Ink Bolden -- headline, Local 6, March 29
It is the best thing ever for comedy, he said.
Comedy Camp Leader Testifies in Jacko Trial -- headline, Foxnews.com, March 29
All right -- who's the narc?
Gruesome Chimp Attack Doesn't Surprise Experts -- headline, Arizona Republic, March 5
If this is optimism, maybe I am an optimist.
County Hopes to Prepare for the Worst -- headline, Longview (Texas) News-Journal, March 16
He isn't a very cooperative corpse.
Slaying Victim a Reluctant Witness -- headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, March 17
I got mine for free.
U.S. May Restrict Sale of Social Security Numbers -- headline, Associated Press, March 15
Getting a Tiger into grad school is tough.
Tigers tested before getting past Duke -- headline, Salt Lake Tribune, March 29
I thought the purpose was to mourn the victims.
Funerals are held for shooting victims -- subheadline, Chicago Tribune, March 18
Glad we cleared that up.
Leaders Learn to Be Better Leaders Through Leadership Program -- headline, Woodstock (Ill.) News, March 1
A good friend will be straight with you.
Woman Accused of Naked Dog Wrestling: Friend Says Woman Has Been Acting Strangely Recently -- headline and subheadline, Internet Broadcasting System, March 4
Finally, race and death in Detroit:
Blacks hurt most by death?
Blacks' Higher Death Rate Blamed on Racial Divide --headline, Detroit News, March 10
Black men's death rate exceeds 100%?
Black Men's Death Rate Exceeds That of Whites -- headline, Detroit Free Press, March 10