Chicken Soup For The Oinker Soul

Oscar-winning hottie Halle Berry's divorce with Eric Benet has been finalized, with Berry getting almost everything.
Berry tried to stand by her man, but it seems his sex addiction became a difference that they were unable to reconcile. Better luck next time Halle, I am sure if you try you can find someone that will keep their addictions at home.

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt still friends? Let's hope so.

Golly, that would be really swell. For more information see every other news source on the planet.

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Bob Marley's Wife Plans to Exhume Remains

ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia (AP) - The wife of reggae legend Bob Marley said Wednesday she plans to exhume his remains in Jamaica and rebury them in his "spiritual resting place" - Ethiopia.

Bob Marley was a devout Rastafarian, a faith whose followers preach a oneness with nature, grow their hair uncombed into dreadlocks and smoke marijuana as a sacrament. About 700,000 people practice it worldwide.

Only 700,000 practice the religion strictly, but millions of others observe at least some part of the religion's rituals.

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Playmate of the Year on Trial for Assault

CLEVELAND — A Playboy Playmate accused of grabbing a dance pole and karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia went on trial Tuesday on a misdemeanor assault charge. Carmella DeCesare, who is dating the Cleveland Browns player, faces a misdemeanor assault charge in the Aug. 21 barroom fight with Kristen Hine.

I think I saw that action in a Jackie Chan movie.

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Writer Urging Inauguration Day Boycott

DETROIT (AP) - David Livingstone says the idea behind the economic boycott he's organizing is simple: If people don't show up at work or buy things, companies lose money. As he sees it, that's money the Bush administration can't tax, and can't use to run the war in Iraq, protect polluters or chip away at the Constitution.

And he's vowing not to buy gas, food or use his credit card that day: He wants the GOP, big oil, big banking, big box stores and any other "bigs" to know they can't push him around or ignore him - at least not on Jan. 20.

I am sure this will be a big blow to the bigs, look for a big drop in the stock prices of big soap, big tobacco, big food, big dumb ass, big housing, big condom, big loser, big media, big catsup, big toothpick, big paper, and big US corporate hegemony.

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Democrats Trot Out Fresh Face To Set Course For The Future

No need to read this link, let me sum up. Kennedy.....values.....votes in Ohio.....no mandate for reactionary measures.......looking within ourselves..........progressive policies.......education.......Medicare.......quagmire.......Osama bin ... Osama ... Obama......that's it Obama.