So Busy -- Need New Brain

As many of you know, I am a busy guy. As a protector of the man and maintainer of the status quo, I spend many hours fighting off the lawsuits of evil. Then, I am a dedicated husband to Mrs. KJ and father to KJita. I serve my church, play some hardball, and watch lots of sports on TV. On top of that, I must serve the dual role of The Ebb & Flow Institute's Honorary Chair of the Department of Redundancy Department of the Ebb & Flow Institute and fulfill my limited obligations as the JS Mills/PJ O'Rourke Chair at No Government Cheese, a new, and due to my overwhelming schedule, relatively dormant think tank. This is starting to get to be too much. So what can I do? I think I will get a second brain.