Announcement: Pile Is Sick

I don't want to alarm anyone but I seem to have caught something quite devastating. People always ask when you get sick "so what do you have, a cold?...the flu?" I don't know for sure, the damn thing didn't introduce itself, but I think it might be the pestilence.

I have not yet been in contact with the governor, or anyone at FEMA nor have I made any plans to organize a relief fund, but I am keeping all options open.

Please feel free to express your concern in the comments.