Dick Durban Home Torture Awards
1st Place-- The Blushing Marquis de Sade Award
I snuck onto my wife's computer, and changed her homepage to the Ebb and Flow Institute. She just got off the phone complaining to Amnesty International.
2nd Place--The Pol Pot Did This Too Award
I come home from work.
Congratulations to the winners. I would like to thank everyone who entered. Reading all your entries was torturous. So props for that, but these two really captured the spirit of the Durban Awards.
Eric, let me know where you want the razor wire shipped to.