The Perfect Declares The Good the Enemy--Breaks off Relations
In a development that many people worked to mustn't let, The Perfect officially severed all ties to The Good stating " The Good just isn't Good Enough anymore. With all that has transpired we have no choice but to consider The Good our enemy". Good Enough welcomed the comments by The Perfect exclaiming " we have been trying to tell people this for years".
The Good said that while they were disappointed by The Perfects decision, they would continue their work and try to forge an alliance with someone else, perhaps Terrific.
Terrific who has been in negotiations with Not So Bad told reporters "given the circumstances we feel we have to explore all of our options".
Major adjective realignment continues.
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