President Kerry: What Might Have Been

Nasrallah: Okay here is my plan, we continually fire rockets into Israel, then send a small band of armed fighters across the border to capture a few Israeli soldiers so that we can then negotiate a prisoner swap.

Prime Minister Siniora: Let me remind you that the much beloved President Kerry extended us a seat at the table.....where we can talk.

Nasrallah: Oh. Oh yeah. Nevermind.