Rendezvous With Destiny

Thank you for calling the Mayo Clinic, how may I direct your call?



You presume to direct my call?



I am sorry sir?



I should say so.


How may I help you sir?


I need to see a doctor.



Let me put your call through to the appointment desk.


If Mohammed can't go to the mountain, the mountain will go to Mohammed.


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I require you to dispatch a team of doctors through Canada, and have them pretend to be Venezuelan.


Is that you again Fidel?