Have you been naughty or nice?
I received the nicest winter holiday greeting that touched me so deeply I thought I would share it with everyone.
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASON GREETINGS
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of other cultures whose contributions have helped make America great - not to imply that America is greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere - and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
***By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes and is void where prohibited by law. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. All other warranties are disclaimed. Void where prohibited.
A big Ebb & Flow Salute to KJ.