Friday, July 22, 2005

Friday Vespers

Hello and welcome beer lovers to another star studded Friday Vespers here at the highly acclaimed The Ebb & Flow Institute. This is the time of the week where you good folks climb up out of the mud of your work a day world and join us up in the Institutes ivory tower, where we have been keeping our eye on the big picture.

New Employee

We are pleased to introduce you fine folks to our newest employee here at The Ebb & Flow Institute. Meet Hilda, I found her toiling away over at this site, where frankly I think she was under-appreciated.

Hilda darlin', if it's no trouble, bring our readers a beer.

Ain't nothing but a thang, Pile hun. →

Things we have our eye on from on high.

A move by Congress to extend daylight-saving time for four weeks to save energy has prompted an outcry from parent groups and the nation's airline industry, which warn it could be dangerous and costly.

Indeed. Whenever you start jacking with the rotation of the earth you find yourself face to face with dangerous and costly.

Another thing we see up here.

Good friend of the Institute, Liberal Larry (a sweet, sweet man, who lets me call him Lar) reminds us, post London bombing, of what a genius Michael Moore is.

We have seen the future, and this is not it.

Criminy peoples, what can you be thinking?

The word for the day.


Main Entry: pe·tard·ed
Pronunciation: pi-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective

1: sometimes offensive : the condition of having been hoist upon one's own petard

2: meriting derisive laughter or scorn as absurdly inept, false, or foolish